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I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser |
Midnights become my afternoons |
When my depression works the graveyard shift |
All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room |
I should not be left to my own devices |
They come with prices and vices |
I end up in crises |
Tale as old as time |
I wake up screaming from dreaming |
One day I'll watch as you're leaving |
'Cause you got tired of my scheming |
For the last time |
It's me |
Hi! |
I'm the problem, it's me |
At teatime |
Everybody agrees |
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror |
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero |
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby |
And I'm a monster on the hill |
Too big to hang out |
Slowly lurching toward your favorite city |
Pierced through the heart but never killed |
Did you hear my covert narcissism |
I disguise as altruism? |
Like some kind of congressman |
Tale as old as time |
I wake up screaming from dreaming |
One day, I'll watch as you're leaving |
And life will lose all its meaning |
For the last time |
It's me |
Hi! |
I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me) |
At teatime |
Everybody agrees |
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror |
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero |
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money |
She thinks I left them in the will |
The family gathers 'round and reads it |
And then someone screams out |
"She's laughing up at us from hell!" |
It's me |
Hi! |
I'm the problem, it's me |
It's me |
Hi! |
I'm the problem, it's me |
It's me |
Hi! |
Everybody agrees |
Everybody agrees |
It's me |
Hi! (Hi!) |
I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me) |
At teatime |
Everybody agrees (everybody agrees) |
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror |
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero |