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Big Weenie - Eminem
Album- Encore
Label- Aftermath
Released- 2004
Lyrics
| I don't understand |
| Why are you being so mean? |
| You're a mean, mean man |
| You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do |
| So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say |
| All kinds of really mean things about me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie |
| But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me |
| 'Cause I'm what you want to be, so you just look like an idiot |
| When you say these mean things 'cause it's too easy to see |
| You're really just a big weenie, big weenie |
| Alright, listen, I need you to focus |
| I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important |
| We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts |
| I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment |
| Now, I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close 'em |
| You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis |
| For the next four and a half minutes |
| We are going to explore into your mind |
| To find out why you're so fucking jealous |
| Now, why did they make Yoo-hoo? |
| Pippity-caca-poopoo |
| Psych, I'm kidding, I just wanted to see if you're still listenin' |
| Okay, now I need your undivided attention |
| Sir, I have a question |
| Why do I always sense this undeniable tension? |
| From the moment that I enter into the room |
| It gets all quiet and whispers |
| Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned? |
| I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me |
| Is it just because |
| You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do |
| So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say |
| All kinds of really mean things about me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie |
| But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me |
| 'Cause I'm what you want to be, so you just look like an idiot |
| When you say these mean things 'cause it's too easy to see |
| You're really just a big weenie, big weenie |
| Alright, now I, I just flubbed a line |
| I was going to say something extremely important |
| But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up |
| Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot, no, I didn't |
| That's just what you wanted to hear from me |
| Is that I fucked up, ain't it? |
| But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper |
| It doesn't take a bunch of takes |
| Or me to stand here in this booth all day |
| For me to say the truth, okay? |
| You're droolin', you have tooth decay |
| Your mouth is open, you're disgusting |
| What the fuck'd you eat for lunch |
| A bunch of sweets or something, what? |
| You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch? |
| Your tooth is rotten to the gum |
| Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum? |
| "Yes I do, sir, what am I on?" |
| You, sir, are on truth serum |
| "Marshall, I'm so jealous of you |
| Please say you won't tell nobody |
| I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified |
| That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying |
| All these terrible, evil, and awful mean things |
| It's my own insecurities" |
| You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do |
| So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say |
| All kinds of really mean things about me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie |
| But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me |
| 'Cause I'm what you want to be, so you just look like an idiot |
| When you say these mean things 'cause it's too easy to see |
| You're really just a big weenie, big weenie |
| Alright, now, we, we're going to conduct |
| That experiment that we were talking about earlier |
| Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy |
| 'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like, wanna check to see? |
| Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here? |
| Wait, let me put these sunglasses on |
| Now look in this mirror, how 'bout? |
| What do you have in common? |
| You're both green with envy and |
| Look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em |
| You look like I sound like, singing about weenies |
| Now take my weenie out of your mouth |
| This is between me and you, I know you're not happy |
| I know you'd much rather see me lying |
| In the corner of a room somewhere crying |
| Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying |
| There is no denying that my weenie's much bigger than yours is |
| Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges |
| Why're you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless |
| Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous |
| My point is this |
| That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink |
| Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just a |
| You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do |
| So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say |
| All kinds of really mean things about me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie |
| But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me |
| 'Cause I'm what you want to be, so you just look like an idiot |
| When you say these mean things 'cause it's too easy to see |
| You're really just a big weenie, big weenie |
| Get the fuck off my dick |